party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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