Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
