D3 body, D1 cock
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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