He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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