i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
my penis made a compromise with my morals
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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