Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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