Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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