he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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