if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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