at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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