Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
did you just send me my own nude
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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