The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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