carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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