Her vagina should come with caution tape.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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