I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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