Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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