Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
COCAINE IS GR8
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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