I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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