that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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