let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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