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U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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