best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
How does it feel to date your dad?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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