the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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