So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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