I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Fuck appropriateness.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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