3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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