I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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