it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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