glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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