they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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