are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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