we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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