omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
