This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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