I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
