So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
either way he was missing a nipple.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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