About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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