I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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