I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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