I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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