you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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