Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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