No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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