We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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