You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
