There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
operation have a gay friend backfired
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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