I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
