Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You should frame my arrest warrant.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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