o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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