I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
this boner is exhausting
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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