love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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