OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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