What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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